Blog like no one is watching. Blog like no one is listening. Blog like you've never been hurt and don't have a final paper due in 2.5 hours.

This blog post is a shout out to Lisa.

This blog post is not a shout out to how Lisa ditched out on me on what could've been an epic all-nighter of paper writing.

This blog post is not a shout out to how I slept through my alarm this morning.

This blog post is a shout out to Mark Twain.

This blog post is a shout out to Sylvia Plath.

This blog post is a shout out to 25%-off-poetry-sales-at-the-BYU-Bookstore-combined-with-poor-spending-habits.

This blog post is not a shout out to ennui/incredible lack of motivation despite dreadfully impending finals, tests, packings, movings, leavings, and missings.

Holler.